Can I Watch My Porn Lectures Here?!

I have read several posts about students taking this distance class trying to explain this course to others. I must admit that it really didn’t occur to me how strange this course must sound to other people. Most of my friends were telling me it was so awesome that I get to look at porn all the time and get graded for it. My family thought it was a bit odd at first but, if the University of Buffalo says it’s acceptable, then it must be, right?

At the beginning of this semester I ran into a bit of trouble trying to find a good spot to watch this course’s lectures where I could have a bit of privacy. I mean privacy from what I was going to view in the lectures, not the other thing you were thinking of. Since I don’t have a good, solid wireless connection at my apartment in Buffalo, I thought maybe I would go elsewhere to get online. First, I started going to a local coffee shop that offers free wireless to customers. After a few lectures, though, I decided the coffee shop was a bit too public for this type of thing. Even though I was very cautious about who could see my computer (I sat at a table in the back), I still would have my hand on the mouse, which was ready to minimize the lecture slides when porn was shown on the screen. People were constantly walking by my computer the whole time and I didn’t want to get kicked out or offend anyone, so I decided to try another venue: the Eastern Hills Mall food court!

Free wireless was all I needed to hear and I was there, at the food court of the Eastern Hills Mall. Once again, though, there wasn’t a private place anywhere, not to mention that the wireless there had such a small bandwidth that I had the slowest connection speed possible I think. So, I finally gave in, got my UB parking permit/pass and started going to school to watch the lectures and post on my blog (I didn’t need parking permit prior because I only take night classes). Now I just find a quiet spot at school and get my work done there.

Getting back onto the original topic, it is funny trying to explain this class to other people. People who don’t know me so well think I’m making the whole thing up and if I’m not then they want to sign up for the class. I really do like this class, both for the material we are covering (and uncovering haha!) as well as the fact that it’s a distance class. Trying not to offend other people and attempting not to look like a total pervert in public has also been quite a charade as I stated earlier. I am kind of sick of explaining this class to people because they just are so excited thinking that I get to watch porn all of the time. So, from now on, when someone asks me what a class on pornography teaches, I simply say to them "everything you ever wanted to know about the subject."

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One Response to “Can I Watch My Porn Lectures Here?!”

  1. Capri Anderson Says:

    “That my lil baby” That bitch so crazy Amazing Amy

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